Everyone's favorite Vietnam War Hero decided he needed to take a well deserved vacation. I'm not sure when he'll be back, but one thing's for sure, he'll be back...WITH A VENGEANCE! Actually, I do know when he'll be back, I just don't know when he'll be able to bring himself to recall any more gruesome war stories. Maybe a couple more in July, MAYBE...and but by August, everything should be back to normal...

Good news for everyone who was willing to buy a shirt. I've finally got the funds to blow on an order of shirts, even if no one ends up buying them. If you're interested, drop us a message at our special gmail account!

-AfroRyan
normal is a relative term...